Eminem: Difficult (Proof Tribute)

I’m bored…so I’m going to write a shitload.

Shortly Eminem stops rapping, Hiphop will be deep in a pit…Sort of like Opera music. This will happen when Eminem turns 45. Hiphop took it’s first big shot when Dr. Dre stopped rapping after Detox was released in March 2011, which sold close to 800,000 copies in 3 days.

Eminem will announce his retirement after some serious health problems occur. This will happen in early 2018.

In 2018, the radio is filled with 80% Techno, 20% Hiphop. This is for hiphop-oriented stations. In 2010 and 2011, Techno basically ruled the airwaves. After Dr. Dre released Detox, the hiphop singles from that tore Techno out of the picture. In 2016, Techno-Oriented music started making a drastic comeback.

So it’s 2018, and Eminem has health problems. He announces his retirement. Slowly, more rappers, in greif, retire also. They say there is no hiphop without Eminem. A few rappers stay such as Wayne (He took away the “lil” in 2013) and the rest of the Cash Money crew, but they soon go bankrupt.

The radio, a few weeks after Eminem’s retirement, plays 20% Techno, and 80% Eminem music for 5 months. This is the most anyone has seen hiphop this much on the radio in years.

It’s 2019 now, and people have accepted Eminem’s retirement. Techno and Hiphop are slowly diminishing. A genre that has always been around called Dubstep hits the airwaves, and becomes the pop standard. The Dubstep of 2019 and 2020 feature rarely any vocals. There may be a chorus, but thats it.

Dubstep in 2021 and 2022 eventually replaces Hiphop Completely. Dr. Dre announces he will release his first and only Instrumental album called “The Planets” which he announced in 2010 as a concept. The instrumental album is released in Late 2022, and revolutionizes music. Dubstep eventually diminishes, and people now follow The Planets album as a helper for the production of the new Genre DreHop.

DreHop becomes the most popular music from 2022 to 2027.

Eminem is now 58 in 2030, and he announces while he is still old, he will release one last album before he is 60. Fans are amazed at this.

DreHop is still popular, but then Techno-oriented pop starts hitting airwaves again very slowly. This is in 2031.

Eminem, after announcing he will release his final album The Eminem LP in 2032, sadly dies. People say he had cancer, others say he was murdered. Fans around the world cry.

It’s finally 2032 now, and the unreleased Eminem album gets released. The album is a mixture of DreHop and Hiphop, and amazes fans.

The Eminem LP Sells 3.5 Million within 2 weeks.

In 2033, Hiphop, reminiscent of Dr. Dre’s first 2 albums, starts becoming the radio standard. Rapping becomes popular again.

Dozens of new hiphop artists come out of the blue with names that are a tribute to Eminem.

Names like “Big E”
“Menime”
“Marshady”
etc.

Now Hiphop is the standard in 2033-2036, and then dubstep kicks in again. Dr. Dre passes away around this time.

Hiphop, Dubstep, and Drehop continue to be the radio standard until 2064.

It’s now 2064, and people remember the days of Eminem and Dr. Dre.

People are now, in 2064, are doing live shows doing imitations of Eminem and Dr. dre. People pay thousands to watch the imitations perform.

In 2082, a new genre called Whizdro gets released. This music is basically whispering with tribal drums, sometimes speeding up to a BPM of 200.

This music is popular for about 2 years, and then a genre called Laongeo comes out of nowhere. This music is subliminal mind control, and everyone eventually goes nuts.

In 2086, Laongeo gets quarantined, and everyone who has ever listened to it must be murdered or they will turn into a bubbling mass of AIDS.

The world population drops from 9 Billion to 6 Billion in a few years.

In 2130, Hiphop comes back to the scene, but this time it’s mixed with Country and Opera.

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