When you’re on the come up or at the proverbial “top,” your friends and those around you will rarely tell you things you need to hear. Things of vital importance.

Things such as, always wear underwear because Paparazzi are fucking Ninjas.
Or Hey Charlie Sheen, stop smoking crack and beating up hookers,
Or Hey Dmx dude, seriously–stay the fuck out of jail.
Or Hey Jay-Z –signing a 9 year old to your label because she made one semi-catchy tune using Rihanna’s voice box probably isn’t such a good long term investment.
Or Hey Brett Favre, no doesn’t always mean no, but it definitely doesn’t mean “send me pics of your dick while wearing crocs.”
Or Hey T.I., you just got off with one of the biggest breaks a black male in America has ever gotten that’s right up there with OJ being cleared of murder and you’re walking around with drugs?

You know, must-know things of the rich and famous. With that said, someone please tell Nicki Minaj her faces are fucking stupid. And not stupid in that adorable little kid squeezing out a poop while crying on youtube stupid–like literally fucking stupid.

It’s one thing to sporadically spaz out on a track, but when you’re on camera just talking to someone or presenting an award and your facial tourettes kick in..it’s pretty fucking weird.

The genius to Nicki Minaj though is that as she has built her character to roll with the boys, rapping about bagging bitches and what not–any ghostwriter can write her rhymes and we’d never notice.

By the way, if you haven’t listened to this kid–you’re welcome: